@maxfenton So many people treat Twitter like farting into the wind when really it’s like farting into a closed room.
— Santa Hat Union (@shu) December 16, 2014
The situation in Cuba is drastic. It's a human rights tragedy. It's not your fucking spring break.
— lisa maria (@redsesame) December 17, 2014
All evidence points to this: Until you manage to somehow show a modicum of mercy toward yourself, your life is a prison and a misery.
— Elizabeth Gilbert (@GilbertLiz) December 17, 2014
Spin the shih tzu dredel? Feeling deeply religious already. Happy Hanukkah! http://t.co/oqQAkDpIkJ
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) December 17, 2014
The women in your office probably arrived well before you did. If you've never been in early enough to know, that's privilege.
— Aria Stewart (@aredridel) December 17, 2014
Remember: Never use Skype.
— Jacob Appelbaum (@ioerror) December 17, 2014
This dance is the best dance. http://t.co/83HLAHf5YC pic.twitter.com/HTqnGQyovm
— John Overholt (@john_overholt) December 16, 2014
One would think after Taken and Taken 2 that Liam Neeson would have hired more help to keep it from happening again.
— Tiffany Wardle (@typegirl) December 16, 2014
Fun Fact: The actual mutation from which the Ninja Turtles derive their name is their ability to digest wheat and dairy
— rstevens 3.01 (@rstevens) December 16, 2014
Imagine people who don’t “believe in” CoC because nothing bad has happened to them at a conf, ranting at every sidewalk ramp they walk past.
— Mat Marquis (@wilto) December 16, 2014
“Codes of Condu—” “NO PEOPLE SHOULD JUST NOT DO BAD THINGS OBVIOUSLY” “Benadry—” “NO MAYBE DON’T HAVE POLLEN AROUND IDIOT”
— Mat Marquis (@wilto) December 16, 2014
The story behind the watermelon trope. http://t.co/EJRxolqNpu
— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) December 16, 2014
Woke up to an email asking if I wanted a black magic contact in Morocco (um yes) and having an urgent need to construct a teepee
— Addie Wagenknecht (@wheresaddie) December 16, 2014
Owning mistakes and weaknesses, whenever you're tempted to swagger aspirationally.
— Casey Gollan (@CaseyG) December 16, 2014
I respect this man @Hawk so much.. He's a man who stands up for what he believes in. Need more like him in this world http://t.co/2JDU5Rp70U
— Mohamed Sanu (@Mo_12_Sanu) December 16, 2014
Deep Lab lecture series https://t.co/7R52Ex8Nah recommended watching for anybody remotely interested in what the fuck is going on.
— Moritz Stefaner (@moritz_stefaner) December 15, 2014
I literally threw myself out of bed this morning because I thought I had to save my mother by rolling down a hill.
— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) December 15, 2014
Rings. Wedding. @MusicOverPeople and @bdoulaoblongata. Revolutionary love. #Ferguson pic.twitter.com/NXCDNSOOoK
— deray mckesson (@deray) December 16, 2014
William Gibson, THE PERIPHERAL: "The door opened. Weirdness came in."
— Scott David Herman (@erasing) December 15, 2014
Dick Cheney on torturing innocent people to death: "I have no problem as long as we achieve our objective." http://t.co/Rn7BYSnW5j
— Nicolas Gallagher (@necolas) December 15, 2014
It bothers me that people associate being appalled by torture with being "liberal." Is there nothing, now, beyond partisanship?
— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) December 14, 2014
DID YOU JUST LOG IN AS ROOT pic.twitter.com/CnJO6qmPHW
— InfoSec Taylor Swift (@SwiftOnSecurity) December 14, 2014